1. Tomorrow Never Dies (PS1)
The worst part about recieving a bad video game as a gift is that you are obliged to play it- nay, obliged to beat it. So, Christmas 1999 was particularly bitter when I played through all of the two-years-late Tomorrow Never Dies.
I was not looking forward to it, figured it would be mediocre. I didn't ask for it, but my parents love me and love James Bond like I do, so it was a nice present.
But JESUS this was like the epitome of a bad Playstation game. Bad controls, boring missions, huge warping pixel mountains. But I played through all of it, I beat it. I still have it somewhere in my room because I couldn't trade it in I got it for Christmas! Anyways, sometimes I find it and get angry at it and flick it off to some other corner of my room.

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